March 21, 2011

Ferrets stink.  Like really stink.  I don't know if anyone reading this has ever owned one, but they smell freaking horrible.  Of course that won't stop this 'tard from owning a few... 

Paris Hilton is supporting a campaign to change a law banning ferrets as pets in California.  The animal-friend party girl was made to hand over her two ferrets, Dolce and Gabbana, (Wow, seriously?  She couldn't be more creative than that?) after telling in a 2004 TV interview that she owned the creatures.  (Good job, lets go on TV and tell the world we've got something illegal)  Rumor has it she will be doing a TV interview next month in which she confesses to having cocaine and heroin on her person.  Domestic ferrets have been illegal in California for 80 years but residents have launched LegalizeFerrets.org to question the regulation - and Hilton has spoken out to voice her support and push for legalisation.  She says, "If they are looked after properly, they really are the sweetest, most lovable creatures."

I don't think that there is really anything lovable about a ferret.  It's a rodent.  If you want lovable, get a dog.  If you want sort of lovable, get a cat.  What are your thoughts?