March 22, 2011

Embattled TV star Charlie Sheen is planning to take his one-man comedy show to Haiti and donate all proceeds to charity.  The actor has been selling out venues across the U.S. with his Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option tour and now he's in negotiations to take the show to the earthquake-ravaged country.

According to TMZ.com, Sheen has been working closely with Sean Penn to set up the benefit event after recently agreeing to jet to the Caribbean nation on a humanitarian mission.
Earlier this month, Penn confirmed the unemployed actor was lending his help to the Jp Haitian Relief Organization, the charity the Milk star set up in the aftermath of last year's devastating earthquake.

Oh hell.  This is a fantastic idea!  I honestly believe that Haitians can really relate to Charlie Sheen.  I mean he was once making more than the GDP of their shithole country, per episode of Two and a Half Men.  Oh man... I want to see the headlines.  "Sheen to Remain in Haiti with Three Eyed 'Goddess' for the next five years"  What the fuck is he hoping for?  I'm sure he's hoping for more blow than he could ever snort.  I hope you find it my son.  Well played Charles, Well fucking played.

March 21, 2011

Ferrets stink.  Like really stink.  I don't know if anyone reading this has ever owned one, but they smell freaking horrible.  Of course that won't stop this 'tard from owning a few... 

Paris Hilton is supporting a campaign to change a law banning ferrets as pets in California.  The animal-friend party girl was made to hand over her two ferrets, Dolce and Gabbana, (Wow, seriously?  She couldn't be more creative than that?) after telling in a 2004 TV interview that she owned the creatures.  (Good job, lets go on TV and tell the world we've got something illegal)  Rumor has it she will be doing a TV interview next month in which she confesses to having cocaine and heroin on her person.  Domestic ferrets have been illegal in California for 80 years but residents have launched LegalizeFerrets.org to question the regulation - and Hilton has spoken out to voice her support and push for legalisation.  She says, "If they are looked after properly, they really are the sweetest, most lovable creatures."

I don't think that there is really anything lovable about a ferret.  It's a rodent.  If you want lovable, get a dog.  If you want sort of lovable, get a cat.  What are your thoughts?

March 20, 2011

Thandie Newton is about as relevant as poop dangling from a stick, but she's sort of hot, and when hot chicks pass gas, I find that funny.  Just a reminder to everyone out there, even hot chicks are human.

Thandie Newton caused a stink on the set of Mission Impossible II after playing a prank on the cast and crew.
The British actress admits her most embarrassing moment was breaking wind on the Australian set of the 2000 action movie - and she was more than happy to let a crowd of extras take the blame for the mishap.
Speaking on Britain's Comic Relief, she says, "I was in Australia filming Mission Impossible II with Tom Cruise and I had a scene where we were filming in a racetrack, we were up in the stands, and it was me and about 200 extras.
"I'd eaten something that morning which hadn't agreed with me and I got on set and I'm with all the extras and I decide that I'm going to have to let one go, it's too uncomfortable. So I demurely let one slide out, just to see how it goes...
"I can feel the ripple of this stench, and very quickly - I'm of course looking around going 'Oh for God's sake' - I can hear people going, 'God, someone go to the dunny (toilet). For goodness sake, we've got Thandie Newton in our presence!'"

Why this blog

I read celebrity news daily, and I always find interesting links.  I wanted to start this as a way to post one celebrity news link per day.  This is my way of sharing all the wacky Hollywood stories with my friends...

Thanks for reading, I hope that you enjoy the blog.  Hopefully 1 story a day won't be too much to follow.