Wednesday, March 23, 2011

March 23, 2011

Ben Affleck's embarrassing first experience buying condoms as a teenager has been revealed in a sex book written by his friend Matt Damon's former step-mother.

The actor/director contributed a story to a 1990 teen sex guide called Risky Times: How to be AIDS Smart and Stay Healthy written by Jeanne Blake, who was formerly married to Damon's father Kent.
 
The book, which is now out of print, resurfaced during Damon's recent appearance on Jay Leno's talk show, with the actor telling the host, "Yes, that's Ben. And all the sex he wasn't getting... There's some good dirt on Ben in there, I'm sure."

Affleck's story about buying condoms from a pharmacy has now surfaced online along with a picture of the actor as a teenager.

The star, who was 18 years old at the time of the encounter, recalled, "I was so scared. I wondered: 'Are they going to call my mom?' I went into the store, walked up to the shelf and grabbed the box. I didn't stand there looking too long. There were two registers. A man was at one, a woman at another. Of course, the woman's register came up first. I felt so self-conscious and idiotic, but it was all over in a second. I put them down and she looked at me with this stoic face and rang them up and put them in a bag, and I ran out of that store really fast!"
Another quote from Affleck reads, "There are so many things I want to do in my life. I want to be given the chance to become someone. I want to see how the story ends."

Awww.. How sweet.  Wait... What?  If my best friends mom comes up to me, looking to write a book about sex, and then asks me for a story to contribute...  She'd be bent over the kitchen counter taking it like a whore faster than you can say "How's this for a story you slutty MILF.  You like that shit?  You like it?"  Obviously this is not creepy at all.  I have no clue what Ben Affleck and Matt Damon's relationship is, but after reading this, Ben totally did his best friend's step mom.

16 comments:

  1. I'm a guttless coward when it comes to buying condom. I either get them in a pub or get my friends to buy them for me.

    How his friends step mom knew this story rasies some intresting questions though.

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  2. sorry i saw matt damon and all i thought was MAAAT DAAAMON!!

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  3. Funny story, thanks for sharing :)

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  4. AIDS seems to be my favorite STD :)

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  5. Lol, he totally did. Why do you think he was buying condoms? And how do you think she knew. The facts add up!

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  6. MATT DAMON! - that name just sends me straight to team america world police scene lol, nice read btw

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  7. Lol what? Someone actually wrote this book? Sigh. Followed!

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  8. Affleck buying condoms story is gold

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  9. Pff Ben Afflek's acting makes me wanna kill myself. Dear god.

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  10. Ben Affleck is awesome lol and the movies that he's ben in.. not so much.

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  11. It's all...part of the plan.

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